Comments on gossipgays: One Big Happy Dysfunctional Family

@#1 Fan What Mikey said.

2009-11-16T14:38:12.449-05:00

@#1 Fan

What Mikey said.

@#1 Fan - Did you just call me a dirty nasty pig b...

2009-11-15T21:46:53.558-05:00

@#1 Fan - Did you just call me a dirty nasty pig bottom?

I will have you know I am *not* dirty.

It takes me at least 20 minutes to fall for someon...

2009-11-15T19:11:38.418-05:00

It takes me at least 20 minutes to fall for someone, maybe 25. So there. :)

# 1 Fan-- amazing!! Comments about Eduardo and Ca...

2009-11-15T12:29:52.312-05:00

# 1 Fan-- amazing!! Comments about Eduardo and Carrie 2.0. Amazing. Wouldn't be so amazing if it weren't true!! And everyone talking about how mean the site is getting??? Don't come here!! It's GOSSIPgays. Gossip never claimed to make people feel good.

# 1 Fan-- amazing!! Comments about Eduardo and Ca...

2009-11-15T12:28:20.465-05:00

Eduardo disappeared with Trevor after a short stay...

2009-11-15T03:25:56.823-05:00

Eduardo disappeared with Trevor after a short stay at Woof! Monday. Though there seemed to be a bit of a serious talk going on before they disappeared so who knows If anything came of it.

I know! I haven't heard anything this season a...

2009-11-14T19:42:24.932-05:00

I know! I haven't heard anything this season about Eduardo and I don't doubt the boy has been playing off the court as well. Spill it out bitches.

Who are these nasty skinny bitches? I just want t...

2009-11-13T18:37:34.205-05:00

Who are these nasty skinny bitches?

I just want things back to normal where I hear who Eduardo took home, Carrie 2.O posing for a picture while falling for another guy in 15minutes, and above all else locating the nude pictures of Ester and Chris Symmes?

GG do your job and get dirt nasty like those pig bottoms Mikey and Sykes!

I look forward to next week!!

Balls on your face!

Yours Truly and Happy Endings,

#1 Fan

Regina George wouldn't last a day at Westerber...

2009-11-13T11:44:14.647-05:00

Regina George wouldn't last a day at Westerberg.

Ain't no bitch like an 80's bitch. No shoulder pads can protect you.

OMG Heather Chandler! You can get it. You can ge...

2009-11-13T10:24:53.006-05:00

OMG Heather Chandler! You can get it. You can get it twice. Find me at Duplex Monday night. You know who this is.

Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No ...

2009-11-13T09:54:36.090-05:00

Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at the Tony Diapolito Center is going to let you play their reindeer games Regina.

How quickly you forget that without me there would be no Cher Horowitz, there would be no Courtney Shane and there certainly wouldn't be any Regina George. To create you they simply stole our script, threw some blond hair on it and waited for a sale to happen at Forever 21. To be quite blunt, before us, the teen drama was just flying ignorami for sobbing out loud. You call me an airhead? You were the one that asked if butter was a carb! I mean, you were EATING! Where's your urge to purge? I brought you to a dodgeball party and what's my thanks? It's on a blog's discussion board. I got paid in a puke post.

But seriously Regina, I am here to help people live real life, and real life sucks losers dry. I know you're not a loser and fighting will get us nowhere. If we team up and use our powers of popularity together, there is no stopping us. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy (wait, wrong 80's movie...).

Think about it Regina... And until you start to play nice: you can't sit with us.

That is some funny stuff. Heather should be a prof...

2009-11-12T18:53:28.506-05:00

That is some funny stuff. Heather should be a professional writer if she isn't already.

The apex:

This isn't a place to discuss one's "feelings". It's a place for gossip. If you wanna deal with feelings go to your local Sizzler and eat them. You wanna fuck with the eagles you need to learn how to fly...I mean seriously. Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

Daaaaayyuuummmm... LOVES IT.

That was way harsh, Tai.

2009-11-12T17:51:32.833-05:00

That was way harsh, Tai.

Brent is smart, but I only wrote 4 of the first 10...

2009-11-12T17:50:33.759-05:00

Brent is smart, but I only wrote 4 of the first 10.

All of you are just virgins. Who can't drive....

2009-11-12T17:48:41.651-05:00

All of you are just virgins. Who can't drive.

this is getting disgusting. just disgusting. last ...

2009-11-12T17:47:02.809-05:00

this is getting disgusting. just disgusting. last season was alot friendlier.

Hey Heather Chandler, Remember that time you rul...

2009-11-12T17:31:09.181-05:00

Hey Heather Chandler,

Remember that time you ruled the courts, yeah that was so 1988. There's a new bitch in town, and I don't react well to girls with bad perms. Especially when they are airheaded, small chested, and might we say pudgy wannabe hangeroners.

You wanna start your own gossip blog about the league, then fucking stop making empty threats and actually do something instead of taking up space. You THINK you rule the courts, but you are even worse at dodgeball than you are at putting out to the Eagle Team.

Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled dodgeball freak, that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake threat, and shove it right up your hairy see you next tuesday.

If competition is what you want, than grab it by the balls and take control. Otherwise you might stick to what you do best which is badly blowing the football league in the Splash bathroom after their games.

Kisses.

is it just me or did the same person write the abo...

2009-11-12T17:08:56.865-05:00

is it just me or did the same person write the above 10 comments?

You wanted to be a member of the most powerful cli...

2009-11-12T17:05:24.797-05:00

You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in dodgeball. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing.

Yes Heather Chandler. Yes Yes Yes.

2009-11-12T16:52:59.816-05:00

Yes Heather Chandler. Yes Yes Yes.

Truth is, I'd totally have done that hot botto...

2009-11-12T16:24:14.983-05:00

Truth is, I'd totally have done that hot bottom, Kurt Kelly. Shoot one of my ichluge bullets deep into him.

Wow, for the lamest Heather, McNamara sure has the...

2009-11-12T16:20:59.627-05:00

Wow, for the lamest Heather, McNamara sure has the lead in GG posts.

Dear GG, God has cursed me, I think. The last guy...

2009-11-12T16:18:41.765-05:00

Dear GG,

God has cursed me, I think. The last guy I had sex with killed himself the next day. I'm failing math. I was supposed to be my dodgeball team captain...

Suicide is a private thing. Instead, I may just knock off early and buy some shoes or something lame like that.

OMG Heather Duke. You totally usurped me. It...

2009-11-12T16:16:09.390-05:00

OMG Heather Duke. You totally usurped me. It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.

Word, Heather Chandler. Fuck Me Gently With A Cha...

2009-11-12T16:14:11.512-05:00

Word, Heather Chandler. Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw.