Au Revoir Mes Amis

Well another season has come and gone, and what do you have to show for it? A lot has happened since a gay dodgeball league was started. Many friendships were made, many hookups were witnessed, and it seems like you all loved every dodgeball soaked minute of it. We are going to study abroad in the new year so we are taking some time off. You may not see us for a while, but don't let that fool you. We will always have Paris. Try not to miss us too much. xoxo

And The Winner Is (Thrice As Nice)...

So what maybe we didn't win an award at the End of the Season bash, we decided it was best to create our own so here are the 3rd Annual results for the The GG's! We asked for you to vote for your favorites, and a lot of you told us who was the hottest and best in BAD! So without further ado, the winners:

Best HHB (Hidden Hot Body): Seth - looks like you figured out the secret behind this tall, dark, and handsome stranger. Now how do we get his shirt off more?

Spunkiest: Thai - C'mon is there anyone who bounces around the court better? Or for that matter makes playing look like so much fun? We think not.

Lady you would most like to make your lady: Niki and Gladiator Jen - we love a good tie and who doesn't love these two?

Most agro on the court: Symmes - If you have seen this man play you will know why everyone thought he can be a tad aggressive when you are on the other side of the court.

Person You'd Most Like To Be On Your Flip-Cup Team: Monica - listen they don't call her the one flip wonder for nothing. If this bitch is on your team, you ain't got nothing to worry about.

Makeout Bandit: Gary - listen we have heard he's a good kisser, so why should someone hog all of his affection? He's cute, young, and well if the bottle at the flipcup table is any indication, he's got lots of fans.

Cutest Couple: Carolina and Lori - these two are so cute it makes us feel all tingly inside. Who doesn't love a happy ending?

Favorite team: Eastern Bloc - if you remember anything about this season it's how much team spirit this group had. From the chants, the playdates, and all of the group love, we hope an orgy video surfaces one day.

Dodgeballer You Like To Get Drunk With - Monica: Between this and the flip cup we wonder if she comes to play dodgeball or moreso to go out afterwards. There is no one more fun to have an end of the night drunken coversation with than her, that is if we can remember any of those conversations.

Most Likely to Sleep With After Seeing Them Play - Symmes: Listen he may be agro on the court, but apparently it's exactly what turns you all on. Ok so maybe being beautiful helps, but honestly, have you seen this guy play?? He would make a celibate nun wet her seat if she saw him at the Tony Dapolito Center.

Most Memorable Moment Of The Season: The Masked Ball - granted from what you all can remember of it, it was the shit.

That ladies and gentlemen concludes our winners. So did the public get it right? Did your favorites win, or do you demand a recount? Sound off and let us know what YOU think. xoxo.

End of the Season Treason

Hey Lukus here, and you may remember from the American Apparel team aka Princess Power (miss you guys!!), and I am going to be taking a look back at the shitshow that was the End of the Season Dodgeball party. Memories may be hazy, but I have the lovely Cinderella to help me and you piece together the night. And what a crazy night it was, well let's see where to begin??

Well there were girls! Cinderella had a crush on the one in middle, but don't tell anyone.

And of course there were boys. The middle finger was not appreciated! You ruined a photo of some of the hottest guys in the league! Shame on you, Cinderella will tell her stepmother on you!
And of course who can forget Ms. Effie, aka Kiki, doing her rousing rendition of "And I'm Telling You" from Dreamgirls. This was a season in the making moment, because duh her name is Ms. Effie. Keep on rocking it out!

The board talked and gave out awards. Cinderella and I can't believe these people run our league, cater to our drunken antics, and come back to do it again next season. They must have a glutton for pain! Or have a constant thirst for beer.

Eastern Bloc came and cheered, chanted, and then they sang a song about dodgeball that sounded familiar. They even gave gossipgays a shout-out! Cinderella was mad she was left out of the song.

Aw Carrie 2.0, don't cry over your mirror. You are still pretty. Wait, doesn't a broken mirror mean 7 years of bad sex or something? You may wanna find a way to break that curse, and fast!

So Cinderella and I don't exactly know how all of the dirty dancing started happening, but man people were getting DOWN! Niki is showing Koray who is boss and taking control of that hot turkish ass.

Cinderella was surprised that Michael C knew how to get that low?? Just enough stomach to make all the boys go crazy, your mother taught you well!

Wow this is a Cubbyhole sandwich I want to be in! Between Mezzano, Niki, and Jay I wonder if there's any room for a pickle? Mine of course.

Cinderella likes to call this hot picture of Trevor and I "Having a blonde moment". If this were the 50's we would be dreamboats or something.

So when people weren't dancing their asses off, they were showing a lot of love in the form of kisses. Boys kissing boys, girls kissing girls, boys kissing girls, I mean nothing was off limits. Especially for Koray!

Jacob - we see you too! We totally blame the shots Ciniderella kept doing with these two for this kiss.

This picture is so hot, when it hit the internet it caused a small forest fire in Central Park. Cinderella offered you lucky boys a coin to flip to see who could bottom first.

We told you! Boys kissing girls! What you didn't see was Niki's hand up Cinderella's ball gown. Sneaky devil.

Ok, listen Vanessa, Cinderella and I like Mandy a lot. So it weirds us out to see you kissing someone else, especially someone we don't even know! Who you be mystery man?? Cinderella is steamed and she is ready to take off her one glass slipper and throw it at that mystery man so run for cover.

Wow a 4 way kiss, is this a picture from the next episode of Jersey Shore? Well at least Craig the ref looks like he is having fun! Cinderella approves.


It was a crazy night indeed at Therapy, but it looked like all of you dodgeballers had mucho fun. All of this kissing and dirty dancing really got Cinderella all fired up. You can see how my night ended for myself. Cinderella took full advantage of me, and then her princess friends joined in, and well, I did things that would make even Mickey Mouse blush. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip 12-17

Which two vets were all over each other at Monday's festivities? The two were making out hardcore, and then they mysteriously disappeared. Too bad one of them is in a relationship, we thought they were totally hot together. xoxo

The Morning After

So last night's end of the season dodgeball party was as crazy as expected. There were awards, there were shots, and there was lots of love from everyone. We made it out to Cubbyhole for the after after party, but from there it gets a little hazy. We just hope no one's night ended like this. xoxo

3rd Annual GG's

BAD! may be having their end of the season awards party tonight at Therapy at 7pm, but we at gossipgays have our own awards to tend to, The GG's. With the overwhelming response the last couple of seasons, we have decided to have continue the tradition. You know the drill, YOU vote on the winners, and WE post the results. So take a second and comment on your favorites, while we reflect on all of the drunken times we have shared together. xoxo

Best HHB (Hidden Hot Body)?
Spunkiest?
Lady you would most like to make your lady?

Most agro on the court?
Person You'd Most Like To Be On Your Flip-Cup Team?
Dodgeballer You Like To Get Drunk With?
Makeout Bandit?
Cutest Couple?
Favorite team?
Most Likely to Sleep With After Seeing Them Play?
Most Memorable Moment Of The Season?

The Lovliest of Ladies

It was a tight race for the "Lovely Lady" contest but it seems that Stacey from Eastern Bloc was the fan favorite. She and Niki from Cubbyhole were neck and neck for a while, but ultimately Stacey ran away with the prize. If you don't know Stacey we are sure you have heard her at Tony Dapolito. She's on Eastern Bloc and if you haven't heard her "Bottom, Bottom, Top, Top Eastern Bloc" come out of her mouth at some point this season then you may be deaf.

That being said we are happy Stacey can now join the ranks of Mezzano and Cutrone of being some of the hottest and most popular of dodgeballers this season. Not bad company if you ask us, for once we think the public got it right. xoxo

Jersey Slores

So we never thought we would admit this, but we kinda dig Jersey Shore on MTV for the trashy and flashy guidos and guidettes they are. Granted it's the Real World on the Jersey Shore, and everyone is much more tanned with tons more hair products, but who doesn't love their accents? We also love how Fred reminds us of Mike "the Situation" because as Mike's bio suggests, "Mike may have a sensitive side, but he has plenty of game to go with it." And just like Mike, Fred always has the situation under control. Now if Fred had Mike's abs, we might be worried they would cast him for the second season. xoxo

Call It Like You See It

So we love that BAD! finally got real refs this season that know how to call a game (yeah we are talking about you hippy chick from last season that would have rather been picking daisies than calling Kelly out for high throws). They may look familiar because they played in previous seasons, but due to various injuiries still get their fix of the Tony Dapolito gym every Monday by reffing games. Between Craig, Benji, Sam, Nick the Fireman, and Dykey Mikey, we have to say quite the attractive bunch of people giving out red cards. So the question is which ref do YOU wish would blow your whistle for stepping over the line? xoxo

Spotted: Gym Buddies

Looks like you don't always need makeout flip-cup to find some love at the end of the night. It seems these two hit it off quite well, and apparently one of them doesn't even play dodgeball! Since it is the end of the season we are curious as to what you thought of this season's makeups and breakups. Why don't YOU tell us the hottest hook-up of the season and we are sure we've probably heard about it before. xoxo

Winner Winner

Not only did the Eagle team take 1st for the season, but they did some serious damage last night in the tournament and won the whole she-bang. They were a fierce team and proved it so. Congrats to all of them for playing a great season and being the first in dodgeball history to not only win the season but the tournament! Winning is always sweet, but victory is sweeter. xoxo

D-Toxification

D-Tox gets our vote for the best team picture. We know that sometimes dodgeball is like a job, but this is one way to relieve the pressures of the job. It can be a very hard job indeed. xoxo

Name That Ass

We noticed a trend in some of the pictures that were shot for the team pictures. There were several mysterious backsides between the team shots but we have NO clue who the proud owners may be, so we need YOUR help. Scooby Doo was too expensive and Sherlock Holmes was all the way in England so we need your sleuth skills to figure the Mystery of the BAD! Backsides.

Well this is someone from Therapy and from what we can tell they are a little pale. Perhaps a nice trip to Mexico after the season is over could fix that problem?

Whoever this Stonewaller is knows her angles! We are guessing this butt has seen an episode of Top Model, and from the looks of it (and those biceps!) there maybe more than meets the eye.

Whichever Duplexer this is sure was NOT happy about the way things were going down on the Tony Dapolito courts. Notice the angry hands on the hips pose, and from the small waist we are guessing this could be a pocket gay.

We love how short the shorts are on this Eastern Bloc player, but they may be a TAD too small. The panty lines in this picture are raging, but who doesn't mind an ass that goes on for days.

Aw, the calm serenity of asses. Crisp and classic black and white, this feels like a nice fine wine.
Whoever owns this hot ass should know that we like that it's not too flashy or trashy. It looks just right. xoxo

Great Scott!

We wish we could say we were surprised, but someone this funny, nice, and cute like Cutrone only happens every so often. That is our guess for why he won the Hottest Vet award for this season! And deservedly so, he won by just a couple more votes than our runner up Weeks who was neck and neck with Cutrone for a while. But in the end Scott pulled out the leader of the pack, and is taking home the gold. We also saw Aussie Mark putting up a fight for third place, but in the end his C-IN2 teammate won the honors.

That leads us to our next poll, and this time it's ladies choice...
literally. We held off on the girls, but we saved the best for last. If there is a certain female you who is most deserving of the title of 'Favorite Lovely Lady' than make your voice heard. This maybe the hardest vote yet. *UPDATE* - Technology sometimes bites the big one, and that means we lost results from the poll yesterday. It's back up and running now. xoxo

Duplexity

So how do we put this? Ok at the beginning of the season we asked you guys who you thought the hottest team was and you said American Apparel was hands down. Well, how do we put this lightly... we think America got it wrong. Have you seen Duplex recently? There is a little something for everyone there, and on top of that they are in 16th place in the league. So that means they are the underdogs going into the tournament, and who doesn't love to root for the underdog? When the underdogs are this cute, consider us fans. xoxo