Soapy Stuff: And Then He Kissed Me

Finally!! We were nervous that Officer Fish wouldn't push the ballgowns aside and step out of the closet already. xoxo

Last Open Play of Summer 8-10

That's right it's your last chance to get your dodgeball on before the summer ends. Fall season is just around the corner, and we hear registration has started and is filling up fast, so don't be THAT guy/gal on the waiting list, cursing yourself you weren't trash-talking on the court and playing flip-cup at the afterparties. xoxo

When: Monday, August 10 @ 6:30pm
Who: EVERYONE is invited, so if you want to try it out before registering, now’s your chance.
Where: Tony Dapolito Recreation Center (directions here)
Cost: $5 donation for the Youth Enrichment Program (YES) at The LGBT Center

Soapy Stuff 8-6

So we have always had a crush on the adorable vet Scotty, but now he's a big time soap star on "One Life to Live" . He has exploded all over gay media and the internet, and to top it off he's playing a gay character on the show. There has been a lot of suspense leading up to his character's first man-on-man kiss on today's show, but we here thought it would be nice to re-live some of the past finer moments of his time on the show leading up to what will surely be daytime's hottest gay kiss. xoxo

A Sweet Sweet Fantasy Baby

Well it looks like Masterbeat DIDN'T win after all. The Gym Class Fantasies took home the trophy on Fire Island last weekend. With the way Mikey is clutching that trophy, we think we have found next season's power couple! As long as you go to Massachusetts, we are sure you can marry it. Boys, congratulations, but we sure you didn't actually EAT the medals. xoxo

For Reals?

And we thought you bitches were serious about dodgeball. You best step up your game if you ever want to aspire to be on anything other than GuyswithiPhones.com. This is a clip that was on National Dodgeball League Television, and yes you should be scared of them if you ever see them at the Tony Dapolito Center. xoxo

Say What?

Did someone get a little hard on the court, or is Brian doing the pee-pee dance? Why don't YOU tell us what you think? xoxo

Masterbeat-down?

We are confused. So did Masterbeat take home the trophy this weekend in the tournament or is this an award for hottest dodgeball team ever assembled? You be the judge. xoxo

Spotted: Jock-a-thon

Looks like BAD! was had a jock itch to fix. They were representing at a Jock-a-thon event with gay sports teams from all the city. Our question, with that many athlethic hot boys in one room, how come we weren't invited? xoxo