Thursday, December 3, 2009

Name That Ass

We noticed a trend in some of the pictures that were shot for the team pictures. There were several mysterious backsides between the team shots but we have NO clue who the proud owners may be, so we need YOUR help. Scooby Doo was too expensive and Sherlock Holmes was all the way in England so we need your sleuth skills to figure the Mystery of the BAD! Backsides.

Well this is someone from Therapy and from what we can tell they are a little pale. Perhaps a nice trip to Mexico after the season is over could fix that problem?

Whoever this Stonewaller is knows her angles! We are guessing this butt has seen an episode of Top Model, and from the looks of it (and those biceps!) there maybe more than meets the eye.

Whichever Duplexer this is sure was NOT happy about the way things were going down on the Tony Dapolito courts. Notice the angry hands on the hips pose, and from the small waist we are guessing this could be a pocket gay.

We love how short the shorts are on this Eastern Bloc player, but they may be a TAD too small. The panty lines in this picture are raging, but who doesn't mind an ass that goes on for days.

Aw, the calm serenity of asses. Crisp and classic black and white, this feels like a nice fine wine.
Whoever owns this hot ass should know that we like that it's not too flashy or trashy. It looks just right. xoxo

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. "00" on Therapy I don't know his name, but he's a looker. Wouldn't mind bumping uglies with him.

2. Carrie 2.0, obvi (NICE! Has anyone else notice his ever expanding muscles?)

3. Duplex's Robbie

4. MIKEY and his sexy ass!

And, er--
5. DOM?

Anonymous said...

Will Schmal
Brian Bahr
Brian Bennett
Kevin Mendelin
?

Anonymous said...

No women.

Gossip Guys.

Lady Foot Locker said...

@Anon 1:56, hold your ovaries. They're having a "Name That Camel Toe" contest next week.

cyre2067 said...

1. ?

2. Definitely Brian Bahr

3. Brad-en, the cute blond newbie.

4. ?

5. Hmm dunno but those legs do look familiar... color shot would have helped.

Anonymous said...

@ Lady Foot Locker

You hate women. Typical.

Chance said...

I'm pretty sure that's Trevor next to the guy in the last one.

But that's not what you're asking about.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that Scott Ryan in the first one? And defintely brian bahr in the second one-- homo central.

Anonymous said...

The first one and the last one are the same person--

Anonymous said...

The first one is "Super Nice Ass Guy", or "SNAG" for short. I keep intending to learn his name, but getting entranced by that ass instead.

Dominic said...

Anon 12:51pm

Thanks for thinking of me, but that is not my ass! I think I fill out my shorts w/o bunching.

/dom

Anon 12:51 said...

Sorry Dom, I guess it was just wishful think. didnt mean to offend.