End of the Season Treason

Hey Lukus here, and you may remember from the American Apparel team aka Princess Power (miss you guys!!), and I am going to be taking a look back at the shitshow that was the End of the Season Dodgeball party. Memories may be hazy, but I have the lovely Cinderella to help me and you piece together the night. And what a crazy night it was, well let's see where to begin??

Well there were girls! Cinderella had a crush on the one in middle, but don't tell anyone.

And of course there were boys. The middle finger was not appreciated! You ruined a photo of some of the hottest guys in the league! Shame on you, Cinderella will tell her stepmother on you!
And of course who can forget Ms. Effie, aka Kiki, doing her rousing rendition of "And I'm Telling You" from Dreamgirls. This was a season in the making moment, because duh her name is Ms. Effie. Keep on rocking it out!

The board talked and gave out awards. Cinderella and I can't believe these people run our league, cater to our drunken antics, and come back to do it again next season. They must have a glutton for pain! Or have a constant thirst for beer.

Eastern Bloc came and cheered, chanted, and then they sang a song about dodgeball that sounded familiar. They even gave gossipgays a shout-out! Cinderella was mad she was left out of the song.

Aw Carrie 2.0, don't cry over your mirror. You are still pretty. Wait, doesn't a broken mirror mean 7 years of bad sex or something? You may wanna find a way to break that curse, and fast!

So Cinderella and I don't exactly know how all of the dirty dancing started happening, but man people were getting DOWN! Niki is showing Koray who is boss and taking control of that hot turkish ass.

Cinderella was surprised that Michael C knew how to get that low?? Just enough stomach to make all the boys go crazy, your mother taught you well!

Wow this is a Cubbyhole sandwich I want to be in! Between Mezzano, Niki, and Jay I wonder if there's any room for a pickle? Mine of course.

Cinderella likes to call this hot picture of Trevor and I "Having a blonde moment". If this were the 50's we would be dreamboats or something.

So when people weren't dancing their asses off, they were showing a lot of love in the form of kisses. Boys kissing boys, girls kissing girls, boys kissing girls, I mean nothing was off limits. Especially for Koray!

Jacob - we see you too! We totally blame the shots Ciniderella kept doing with these two for this kiss.

This picture is so hot, when it hit the internet it caused a small forest fire in Central Park. Cinderella offered you lucky boys a coin to flip to see who could bottom first.

We told you! Boys kissing girls! What you didn't see was Niki's hand up Cinderella's ball gown. Sneaky devil.

Ok, listen Vanessa, Cinderella and I like Mandy a lot. So it weirds us out to see you kissing someone else, especially someone we don't even know! Who you be mystery man?? Cinderella is steamed and she is ready to take off her one glass slipper and throw it at that mystery man so run for cover.

Wow a 4 way kiss, is this a picture from the next episode of Jersey Shore? Well at least Craig the ref looks like he is having fun! Cinderella approves.


It was a crazy night indeed at Therapy, but it looked like all of you dodgeballers had mucho fun. All of this kissing and dirty dancing really got Cinderella all fired up. You can see how my night ended for myself. Cinderella took full advantage of me, and then her princess friends joined in, and well, I did things that would make even Mickey Mouse blush. xoxo