So we have seen the message boards literally explode over the past weeks, and some of it is totally deserved. Like how the
HELL did we leave off Lukas, Chris, and Kirk off the Hottest Newbie poll...we will forever feel shamed. But just remember at the end of the day you guys are one big dysfunctional dodgeball family. You can say whatever you want about somebody, but just remember you all play at the Tony Dapolito Center every Monday and you will all eventually drink out of the same flip-cup at the afterparty. You all probably will also compete for some trick's affections at the end of the night, but just like on the courts, the competition is fierce but all is fair in love and war.
We are about to do something that we never thought we would do, but we are going to quote Star Jones. When asked about her often turbulent relationship with the other ladies of
The View she stated: "We fight a lot, you know, but that's family. We may be dysfunctional but we're still family." Translation: "We may hate each other and talk bad behind each others backs, but god damn someone else try to mess with any one of us, we won't be afraid to cut a bitch." We couldn't agree more. xoxo
So we have seen the message boards literally explode over the past weeks, and some of it is totally deserved. Like how the HELL did we leave off Lukas, Chris, and Kirk off the Hottest Newbie poll...we will forever feel shamed. But just remember at the end of the day you guys are one big dysfunctional dodgeball family. You can say whatever you want about somebody, but just remember you all play at the Tony Dapolito Center every Monday and you will all eventually drink out of the same flip-cup at the afterparty. You all probably will also compete for some trick's affections at the end of the night, but just like on the courts, the competition is fierce but all is fair in love and war.
We are about to do something that we never thought we would do, but we are going to quote Star Jones. When asked about her often turbulent relationship with the other ladies of The View she stated: "We fight a lot, you know, but that's family. We may be dysfunctional but we're still family." Translation: "We may hate each other and talk bad behind each others backs, but god damn someone else try to mess with any one of us, we won't be afraid to cut a bitch." We couldn't agree more. xoxo
28 comments:
Lame.
Oh Gossip Gays,
How the mighty has fallen. I remember a time when you would have prided yourself on the deprecation that was occurring on your board; reveling in the onslaught of bitchy comments. Now we get this post? You're losing your edge. What's next? A blind item about who was responsible enough to have left the after party early because they had to get to work the next day? An update on which couples are staying happily monogamous? Or talk about how our open play dues are going to charity? PLEASE.
I am all for happiness and joy on the court and at the parties. I try my hardest to make sure everyone is included and feels like a valid part of this league, but to be honest, it gets old and it's nice to have a forum to crack jokes, spill beans and open cans of worms. I say bring back the unapologetic Gossip Gays... Only the strongest survive on this site and it's been proven time and time again.
Right now this site has the emotional overload of a menopausal fat camp. This isn't a place to discuss one's "feelings". It's a place for gossip. If you wanna deal with feelings go to your local Sizzler and eat them. You wanna fuck with the eagles you need to learn how to fly.
I mean seriously. Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? Watch out Gossip Gays: www.dodgeballgossip.com and www.bigapplegossip.com are both available. Get back to what you're good at or you may start to see some competition.
Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
You ask me why I'm such a megabitch? It's because I can be.
You may hate me now, but if I go, everyone will miss BAD!'s little eskimo.
Word, Heather Chandler. Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw.
OMG Heather Duke. You totally usurped me. It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.
Dear GG,
God has cursed me, I think. The last guy I had sex with killed himself the next day. I'm failing math. I was supposed to be my dodgeball team captain...
Suicide is a private thing. Instead, I may just knock off early and buy some shoes or something lame like that.
Wow, for the lamest Heather, McNamara sure has the lead in GG posts.
Truth is, I'd totally have done that hot bottom, Kurt Kelly. Shoot one of my ichluge bullets deep into him.
Yes Heather Chandler. Yes Yes Yes.
You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in dodgeball. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing.
is it just me or did the same person write the above 10 comments?
Hey Heather Chandler,
Remember that time you ruled the courts, yeah that was so 1988. There's a new bitch in town, and I don't react well to girls with bad perms. Especially when they are airheaded, small chested, and might we say pudgy wannabe hangeroners.
You wanna start your own gossip blog about the league, then fucking stop making empty threats and actually do something instead of taking up space. You THINK you rule the courts, but you are even worse at dodgeball than you are at putting out to the Eagle Team.
Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled dodgeball freak, that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake threat, and shove it right up your hairy see you next tuesday.
If competition is what you want, than grab it by the balls and take control. Otherwise you might stick to what you do best which is badly blowing the football league in the Splash bathroom after their games.
Kisses.
this is getting disgusting. just disgusting. last season was alot friendlier.
All of you are just virgins. Who can't drive.
Brent is smart, but I only wrote 4 of the first 10.
That was way harsh, Tai.
That is some funny stuff. Heather should be a professional writer if she isn't already.
The apex:
This isn't a place to discuss one's "feelings". It's a place for gossip. If you wanna deal with feelings go to your local Sizzler and eat them. You wanna fuck with the eagles you need to learn how to fly...I mean seriously. Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
Daaaaayyuuummmm... LOVES IT.
Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at the Tony Diapolito Center is going to let you play their reindeer games Regina.
How quickly you forget that without me there would be no Cher Horowitz, there would be no Courtney Shane and there certainly wouldn't be any Regina George. To create you they simply stole our script, threw some blond hair on it and waited for a sale to happen at Forever 21. To be quite blunt, before us, the teen drama was just flying ignorami for sobbing out loud. You call me an airhead? You were the one that asked if butter was a carb! I mean, you were EATING! Where's your urge to purge? I brought you to a dodgeball party and what's my thanks? It's on a blog's discussion board. I got paid in a puke post.
But seriously Regina, I am here to help people live real life, and real life sucks losers dry. I know you're not a loser and fighting will get us nowhere. If we team up and use our powers of popularity together, there is no stopping us. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy (wait, wrong 80's movie...).
Think about it Regina... And until you start to play nice: you can't sit with us.
OMG Heather Chandler! You can get it. You can get it twice. Find me at Duplex Monday night. You know who this is.
Regina George wouldn't last a day at Westerberg.
Ain't no bitch like an 80's bitch. No shoulder pads can protect you.
Who are these nasty skinny bitches?
I just want things back to normal where I hear who Eduardo took home, Carrie 2.O posing for a picture while falling for another guy in 15minutes, and above all else locating the nude pictures of Ester and Chris Symmes?
GG do your job and get dirt nasty like those pig bottoms Mikey and Sykes!
I look forward to next week!!
Balls on your face!
Yours Truly and Happy Endings,
#1 Fan
I know! I haven't heard anything this season about Eduardo and I don't doubt the boy has been playing off the court as well. Spill it out bitches.
Eduardo disappeared with Trevor after a short stay at Woof! Monday. Though there seemed to be a bit of a serious talk going on before they disappeared so who knows If anything came of it.
# 1 Fan-- amazing!! Comments about Eduardo and Carrie 2.0. Amazing. Wouldn't be so amazing if it weren't true!! And everyone talking about how mean the site is getting??? Don't come here!! It's GOSSIPgays. Gossip never claimed to make people feel good.
# 1 Fan-- amazing!! Comments about Eduardo and Carrie 2.0. Amazing. Wouldn't be so amazing if it weren't true!! And everyone talking about how mean the site is getting??? Don't come here!! It's GOSSIPgays. Gossip never claimed to make people feel good.
It takes me at least 20 minutes to fall for someone, maybe 25. So there. :)
@#1 Fan - Did you just call me a dirty nasty pig bottom?
I will have you know I am *not* dirty.
@#1 Fan
What Mikey said.
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