Don't let those dodgeballers confuse you. You may have seen them stumble upon Splash for it's weekly Musical Mondays, and while they claim not to be theater queens, we saw many a Mary singing along to Xanadu like it was their job. Yup, for the eighth week of the season Splash was the afterparty but it wasn't your normal Musical Monday. Pizza, flipcup, and the World Series game filled the downstairs, while those who wanted a little Barbara in their lives ventured upstairs. The 2 for 1's were dangerous, but not as dangerous as a good ol' game of Truth or Dare.
The dares were going around like the swine flu. We saw lap dances, there was break dancing, and the occassional go-go dancing, but it was the truths in the game that really got some of the boys blood bubbling. There were some confessions from certain people about crushes, sexual preferences, and who was, ahem, cut at the table. Every week the game gets a little more intense, and the stakes are raised just a tad bit more. For the most part we saw a certain vet working his magic on the newbies, and one by one they fell under his spell. We always knew he was the quite the dodgeball hearthrob, we just didn't realize how good his game was. Oh who are we kidding we have seen him play dodgeball, we know he's that good. xoxo
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GG did you miss the fight that almost happened with Matt from American Apparel and some guy by the pizza?? I almost saw Mikey bust a gasket.
I didn't realize that douchebag started with my teammate. I should've let Mikey punch him - or smack him really hard. Or maybe cheerlead him to death. I don't really know what Mikey was planning on doing. I do love that even after our epically dramatic game, he came to the defense of an AA'er, so I wrote this haiku in his honor. Disclaimer - I am not of the caliber of past haiku'ers:
Mikey Figliulo Defender Of Dodgeballers I Die. Bananas.
Just goes to show that even though Eastern Bloc is loud and may have way too much team spirit, win or lose we always gotcha y'alls back. Glad you smized that d-bag to death Mikey!
The funniest part of this whole thing is how many people were trying to mack on Trevor. Everyone was circling him like they were vultures, it was pretty deseperate.
Now now, ladies. Let's not be too nasty. It seems as if there's some personal tension being aimed at Trevor. I was near him the whole time while this game of flip cup was going on. I don't think he is big headed about anything. The vultures, as they were put, are just hungry. Not his fault he has the whole straight guy next door thing going on. Lets not project our own feelings of... not to call it out like this but jealousy on him. Unless he's done something to PERSONALLY attack you, which I doubt, then keep the comment room shade free.
Anon 2:18 if you dont find Trevor attractive then there must be something wrong with you! I would even venture to say he's sexy. Plus he's been nothing but nice since the first day I meet him (which is a lot more then I can say for some people).
And Anon 12:10 maybe people arent being desperate, maybe people just want to surround themselves with someone whos cute and not shady or self absorbed.
Everybody knows Effie's got a big mouth, thats just my 2 cent.
Trevor is a really nice, cute and down to earth guy and obviously I think that shit is said just to stir up people. With that said, trevor has my vote!
Don't let those dodgeballers confuse you. You may have seen them stumble upon Splash for it's weekly Musical Mondays, and while they claim not to be theater queens, we saw many a Mary singing along to Xanadu like it was their job. Yup, for the eighth week of the season Splash was the afterparty but it wasn't your normal Musical Monday. Pizza, flipcup, and the World Series game filled the downstairs, while those who wanted a little Barbara in their lives ventured upstairs. The 2 for 1's were dangerous, but not as dangerous as a good ol' game of Truth or Dare. 
The dares were going around like the swine flu. We saw lap dances, there was break dancing, and the occassional go-go dancing, but it was the truths in the game that really got some of the boys blood bubbling. There were some confessions from certain people about crushes, sexual preferences, and who was, ahem, cut at the table. Every week the game gets a little more intense, and the stakes are raised just a tad bit more. For the most part we saw a certain vet working his magic on the newbies, and one by one they fell under his spell. We always knew he was the quite the dodgeball hearthrob, we just didn't realize how good his game was. Oh who are we kidding we have seen him play dodgeball, we know he's that good. xoxo
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GG did you miss the fight that almost happened with Matt from American Apparel and some guy by the pizza?? I almost saw Mikey bust a gasket.
He called us all douchebags. I think he was just hungry and jealous.
Who the said claimed they weren't a theatre queen?
Yeah, Mikey pretending to be butch was cute.
there was a fight?
Mikey was hot defending our honor (what's left of it). I love that kid.
I didn't realize that douchebag started with my teammate. I should've let Mikey punch him - or smack him really hard. Or maybe cheerlead him to death. I don't really know what Mikey was planning on doing. I do love that even after our epically dramatic game, he came to the defense of an AA'er, so I wrote this haiku in his honor. Disclaimer - I am not of the caliber of past haiku'ers:
Mikey Figliulo
Defender Of Dodgeballers
I Die. Bananas.
I may or may not have stolen that last line.
Mikey is like the wind beneath my wings.
It's not stealing if you put it to good use Other Matt, that's kind of a big rule in writing.
Mikey Figliulo
Can we make out a lil' bit?
If yes, so sexy.
Other Matt priceless... Figliulo ur amazing!
With that said, I wanna know why we wait til the one night I decide to leave early to play truth or dare flip cup... ugh!
Since everyone else is doing it...
Hot, Figliulo!
Come down on their bitch asses!
We've all got your back
:)
Just goes to show that even though Eastern Bloc is loud and may have way too much team spirit, win or lose we always gotcha y'alls back. Glad you smized that d-bag to death Mikey!
So who is this hot-good vet that is flying under the radar?
Yeah who is the "vet" that was playing flipcup, that all the newbies were falling for? Heartthrob?
The funniest part of this whole thing is how many people were trying to mack on Trevor. Everyone was circling him like they were vultures, it was pretty deseperate.
Ugh Miss High And Mighty acting like she's never been drunk and horny before. Get off your high horse twatwaffle.
besides i dont even think that Trevor is cute! Do u think that his carpet matches his curtains? ewwwwww. I just threw up.
Now now, ladies. Let's not be too nasty. It seems as if there's some personal tension being aimed at Trevor. I was near him the whole time while this game of flip cup was going on. I don't think he is big headed about anything. The vultures, as they were put, are just hungry. Not his fault he has the whole straight guy next door thing going on. Lets not project our own feelings of... not to call it out like this but jealousy on him. Unless he's done something to PERSONALLY attack you, which I doubt, then keep the comment room shade free.
Trevor's straight??? Oh, I get it.
Anyway, he seems like a great, down-to-earth kind of guy. Can't imagine what anybody has against him.
Anon 2:18 if you dont find Trevor attractive then there must be something wrong with you! I would even venture to say he's sexy. Plus he's been nothing but nice since the first day I meet him (which is a lot more then I can say for some people).
And Anon 12:10 maybe people arent being desperate, maybe people just want to surround themselves with someone whos cute and not shady or self absorbed.
Everybody knows Effie's got a big mouth, thats just my 2 cent.
Trevor is a really nice, cute and down to earth guy and obviously I think that shit is said just to stir up people. With that said, trevor has my vote!
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