Friday, May 29, 2009

Rules To Live By #6

Continuing our part to tell you how to seemingly stay under the radar this summer, (while continuing to get lucky) we keep cranking out the tips about etiquette and sensibility in this cruel cruel but very hot town:

6.) Strike while the bed is hot. Some of these players are in high demand. If you’re both having repeated (and sober) sexual encounters (reach arounds DO NOT count), ride out your summer fling. Who knows, you could be dodgeball’s next top power couple. On a side note, ladies, learn from the boys as they did you. You taught them how to start a bar fight, learn that there is no crying over fuck buddies come and gone. There are more than plenty of fish in this BAD! sea. xoxo

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