Continuing our part to tell you how to seemingly stay under the radar this summer, (while continuing to get lucky) we keep cranking out the tips about etiquette and sensibility in this cruel cruel but very hot town:5.) Bros before hoes/chicks before tricks. Although this group is a right attractive one, remember the tangled web of friendship and former flings that exists beyond the Tony Dapolito Center and into your bedroom. Don’t be like a certain European in the league who likes to warm the beds of a particular group of tight knit vets as often as he can. It’s wise to expand your conquests beyond dodgeball and have we mentioned there are other gay sports leagues in the city like Volleyball (mostly asians), Rugby (mostly testerone), Water Polo (most amphibians), Basketball (mostly tall), and Cheerleading (mostly bottoms)? There is always Fire Island to begin your search for some summer love, and by the looks of it some frisky vets have already staked their claims (Tony the Tiger we are looking at you!) At the end of the day, if you threw a party and invited everyone you knew you would see the biggest gift would be from us, and the card attached would say, "Thank you for being a friend". xoxo
7 comments:
Who is the European?
The better question is who is the group of tight knit vets??
he's a very HUNGRY European...we've covered his exploits on here before.
I find it amazing that those of you who run this so called website have nothing better to do with your time then to exploit the lives of others.
Is this what the recession has brought us too?...A bunch of unemployed wanna be athletes, who can barely dip duck dodge, dive and or throw a ball come together to poke fun at the lives of others?
come on, let's get real here!
Clearly someone was called out and not liking it, is that you Tony??
PS some of us are employed and i believe if you play a sport, that means you are athletic?
Anon 4:46.... yikes. The only redeeming thing about your bitchy comment was the nice use of alliteration with "dip duck dodge".... other than that-- shut up.
FYI - that anon comment was not from
tony the tiger. The post was way to tame to get my panties in a bunch.
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