Rules To Live By #4

Continuing our part to tell you how to seemingly stay under the radar this summer, (while continuing to get lucky) we keep cranking out the tips about etiquette and sensibility in this cruel cruel but very hot town:

4.) Don’t be crazy (by crazy we don't mean Janice Dickinson crazy, we mean Britney batshit gonna shave your head and date the paparazzi crazy). Please refrain from telling your sex partner how “long you've wanted it'’, texting all day, obsessing over every update to their facebook page, telling people you got married in Maine already (oh wait, was that just us?). There's a fine line between flattery and starring in Swimfan (you hear that Wanting in West Village?). Not all dodgeball matches are won because of skill - sometimes the clock runs out, and judging by most of your behavior at night, it seems as time runs out, the nearest warm body wins. So do yourself a favor and play hard to get, because the harder you play, the more people want to win the prize. xoxo