Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Rules To Live By #3

Continuing our part to tell you how to seemingly stay under the radar this summer, (while continuing to get lucky) we keep cranking out the tips about etiquette and sensibility in this cruel cruel but very hot town:

3.) Boyfriends. A lot of people have them, but looks may be deceiving. While most relationships are monogamous, sometimes an extra special guest star may make an appearance in the bedroom on occassion, or if you are very lucky when the couple has a couple of drinks in them. Just don't wear out your welcome, because if you don't watch out jealousy and tears may ensue from either party. One charming baller 'bear'ly kept his dignity while nearly breaking up one of BAD's favorite couples after a heavy night of drinking, luckily he passed out before hooking up too much with just one of them. It’s best to follow the example of the most valuable dodgeballer next door who repeatedly brought a model dodgeballer downtown to his muscular boyfriend. Sharing is caring. xoxo

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