Rules To Live By #1

I bet you all think that because the spring season is over, gossipgays is gonna take her eyes off her beat to relax and enjoy some sun in the city. Sorry players, but that is as naive as some newbie thinking he can hook up with half of the league and not be known as the league's pass-around bottom. Just because we won't be releasing pent up frustration by lobbing balls in the gym, doesn't mean that we won’t know you are releasing your balls in other ways. I'd like to remind players that no matter the mischief that you may engage in the off-season, to please be mindful to uphold the personal dignity and respect that allows you dodgeballers to see each other under the bright florescent lights of the Tony Dapolito Center. Judging from everyone’s behavior this season, we thought we’d give you all daily tips over the next week to help stay below our radar this summer starting with:

1.] To most people, blacking out repeatedly is a sign of alcoholism. However to you all, blacking out and waking up with opposing dodgeball jerseys on the bedroom floor with no underwear in sight is sign that it is a Tuesday morning. Regardless of your ability to go for a bonus round when you regain consciousness, the host should be prepared to offer acetaminophen, mouth wash, and a clean towel to their guest before they head out the door. Many of our blind items have come from readers as vengeance for poor hospitality.

...although, feel free to not follow them. It just makes our job easier. xoxo