Mystery Girl & Dyke Mike

After we notice a vajayjay void at the View Bar on Monday, we suspected the ladies of the league opted for a more cozy post-play watering hole. We found evidence of them sucking down $4 mojitos at the Cubby Hole. Upon scraping Facebook, questions were raised...

Who's That Girl?
We've seen this chick a couple of times now and we can't help but wonder, "Who is she?" Despite not knowing a name, we *do* know Niki seems to be fond of this pearl-donning femme.

Dyke Mike
We thought it was a girls-only party, but turns out one boy is an honorary member of the club. Heck -- he might even have a card to prove it. Regardless, we gotta give the boy props -- he likes to party with the ladies and play with the boys. We like it because, hey -- who doesn't appreciate a little versatility. xoxo

Tricks or Treats?

Ok so we know it's kinda amazing Halloween has fallen on a Friday this year, but the question is what do you do after you are already half drunk on Sparks and the parade is winding down? Next Magazine has thrown us a bone and done the research for us! So the real question is where do you want to be spotted in your half naked Halloween costume making out with some trick?

In Chelsea:

Drink Up True Blood at g Lounge, 223 W 19th St (Seventh/Eighth Aves), 212-929-1085— g invites all creatures of the night to satisfy their thirst for men at their annual masquerade party. Host Gillette MontBlanc awards cash prizes to those with the best costumes, so be sure to put your best fang forward. 9pm; free.

Death Tackle Totally Ghoul at Gym Sportsbar, 167 Eighth Ave (btwn 18th/19th Sts), gymsportsbar.com, 212-337-2439— Zombie jocks and blood sucking sportaholics go subterranean for Gym’s Halloween party. Does your sports jersey have what it takes to finish first in the Lockeroom’s 1am costume contest? DJs Smokey and DeMarko spin sinfull sounds for the ghostly goings-on. 9pm; free.

In Hells Kitchen:
Best Of Both Worlds Heaven and Hell: A Halloween Costume Bash at Vlada, 331 W 51st St (btwn Eight/Ninth Aves), 212-974-8030, vladabar.com— Darkness rolls in over this Hell’s Kitchen favorite as the ghoulishly gorgeous DJ Brenda Black welcomes a cavalcade of characters for drinks specials, pop tunes and high-class hell raising. Strut you costumed stuff in the costume contest and win a top prize—and the admiration of a crowd full of delectable demons. 10pm; free.

In East Village:
HALLOWEEN MADONNA-THON at Pyramid, Ave A (in between 5th and 6th St). Frozen with indecision about what to do on this gayest-of-all holiday? Get into the groove and express yourself at 1984's HALLOWEEN MADONNA-THON. It's ALL MADONNA, ALL NIGHT with no repeats on the dancefloor, and DJ CHIP DUCKETT is digging deep into his closet for really rare videos that will justify your love for Madge. Who's that girl? You! Dress as Madonna and enter the costume contest at 12:30 for cash and prizes! 10pm, $8.

Dirty DeathTrash: Murder on the Dance Floor at 40C, 40 Ave C (@ E Third St), 212-466-0800, indierotica.com— DJ Jess and the boys and girls of this indie music throwdown will kill on the dancefloor all night with the help of music murderers Twig The Wonderkid, DJ Alex Malfunction, cabaret performer Nellee Dii and surprise guests. The evening culminates with burlesque star Stormy Leather and an over-the-top costume contest not to be missed. Sexual orientations fly out the window early-on thanks to an open vodka bar till midnight. 10pm; free before 11pm/$5 general admission.

Happy Halloween. We love any and all pictures you have from your Halloween adventures.

Drink responsibly because god knows we won't. xoxo

Makeups/Breakups - Halloween Edition

Boo!

From Our Hag To Yours - How To Keep Her #1

Weekly advice from a gal who has been around!

You've done it, you've found the perfect girl to complement you and your group's little dynamic. She's wry and sparkly and FUN! But it can be difficult to keep a good girl happy, because us women, we can be a little "challenging". There I said, I own it! But since we are worth the effort, here's what I think will help you keep her.

Tip #1) Remember: She is a girl.

Its easy to forget, but you should treat her like your sister. You wouldn't take your sister to a bath house, would you? Well, then don't take your main girl there either. Don't leave her stranded in the Eagle because girls aren't allowed upstairs. Accompany her to the bathroom if it is super sketchy at Boiler Room (OK, I am basing this on an actual horrible experience I had there - maybe that was an exception!). Point being treat her as a friend, and remember there is a good chance she isn't going to pick up a super sketchy bear at The Cock, so you probably shouldn't either.

Spotted 10-29

While we have found some inventive ways to start a round of flip cup in the past, never have the good ways been caught on film...until now.

That's right, two very brave B.A.D! vets started off the game by pulling down their pants to reveal their briefs, and it got the teams in motion.

In fact one dodgeballer gasped at the sight of the bulge in the CIN2's and proclaimed, "That's A LOT bigger than I expected". I guess you should always expect the unexpected when playing flip-cup with B.A.D!

I Ain't One To Gossip 10-29

Well it looks as if our favorite Hungarian and Hunky Harry are still going strong. We hear that a late night booty call was made after the twosome went their own separate ways from View Bar and even though they may not seem very friendly off the court, they certainly are more than friends between the sheets...

Body Shots In The Dark

So it was Nick the Fireman's birthday at the View Bar on Monday, and he did what any good dodgeball playing boy would do for his birthday, he took a body shot off a hot guy. We happen to be resident experts in the art of drinking and body shots happen to be a specialty of ours. So let us help you amateurs out.

Tip#1 - Find a Strong Shot

We know this may sound easy, but trust me no lemondrop shots are gonna fly at an establishment like View Bar. You gotta dig deep and go to a place you haven't been to since high school. Remember that time you threw up because you had too many shots of So-Co? Well get ready to relive your adolscence. Jaegar, Goldschlager, and our favorite Tequila will do just fine.

Tip #2 - Find a Hot Guy

Any old twink just won't do. You need to find someone with a little meat on their bones. Bears in this situation would not be a good idea since the thought of getting those little black hairs out of your mouth is supposed be something you do later in the evening. Usually a hot boy will attract a big crowd, because let's face it, who doesn't like to see a hot boy take off his shirt? In this situation Gilbride a great job of scaring up a decent crowd of rowdy men just waiting to see him give us a peek of his happy trail.

Tip#3 - Make Sure You Finish with Gusto!

Sure you can be lame and take the shot and be done, but what's the point of wasting this opportunity? After you take the shot and the crowd goes wild, enjoy the mayhem and plant a kiss on the hot boy. It's the perfect way to get a no strings attached kiss and it makes the crowd go twice as wild. If you really get gutsy, since you are already at his navel proceed to venture south and who knows where you may get from there...

View Bar From A Top

The flip cup was fast, yet furious, and the peanuts were high flying as B.A.D! descended upon View Bar for their weekly Woof! Party. There was porn to be won and bears to be had after a night of intense play at the Tony Dapolito Center.

Nick the Fireman was celebrating his birthday and everyone knew it. The View Bar managed to scare up a cute little Halloween themed cake, and many mean shots. The birthday boy proceeded to take a much needed body shot off of a very willing vet, and it was there the night maybe got hazy.
By hazy, we mean we thought we saw a crazy skinny guy with just some fig leaves over his manhood. How very Adam and Steve of him.

While James the gym teacher was getting slap happy at the flip cup table, and Eric Leven wouldn't stop throwing peanuts at us and shouting "Shasha Fierce" every five seconds, we did have a moment to see some intimate conversations to be had. Perhaps some old flames rekindled? The girls were suspiciously absent, perhaps there was another Secret Girls Night Out? One thing for sure, Thom managed to keep his shirt on this year...well at least for most of the time!

Paul the Commissioner was getting a little less wild than he was last week at G, but he still managed to help spill Shane's drink all over himself. We swear he wasn't just a hot mess. Even the music was crazy, for a Chelsea bar we are surprised we heard some our old favorites, and actually sing a long to them!

All in all it was a great night that went well into the morning with apparently the after after party at Eastern Bloc (send us pics if you have them!). But honestly, any party you leave with bear porn and a cheap $2 Bud Light buzz, isn't that a good night?

Makeups/Breakups 10-29

Not that we are complaining...

Spotted

Which veteran dodgeballer was getting into the Halloween spirit at Woof! and decided to sample some of the merchandise?

Those who witnessed the new look snickered that he looked better in the harness than guys trying to sell it.

Unfortunately the guys selling it probably thought the same thing and quickly made him return it. We can only guess the devil made him do it.

I Ain't One To Gossip 10-28

Well it seems like some people will do anything to get a little attention these days. Leave it to the Cuban Cobra and Tony the Tiger to get their fill. Both of these newbies, who have made their rounds with the boys of dodgeball, shamelessly flirted in front of everyone and even angered a couple past tricks along the way. We assume they did it for show, but we would never put anything past these two...

Mirror Mirror On The Wall...

Who is the fiercest team of them all?

From the way all of the teams were playing last night, we would say all of them. It seems as if there was a little tension in the air as the teams are now past the half way point and the race for first is on. Splash continues to dominate the league, with United Shipping Company is right on their tails!

Unfortunately for View Bar, they didn't even have enough people to play. They had to forfeit both games, and Vinny who did show up was none too pleased.

BTW, we are loving the Logo team shirts. I mean we get it that they were supposed to be orange, but bravo to who ever decided to get all Martha Stewart on their asses and design the shit out of them.

And a special shoutout goes out to Eagle and Logo that had one of the most intense sudden-death over times ever. They didn't just have one, they had two. We got goosebumps until Logo got one of the new members of Eagle out.

Well let's just say the real fun didn't even begin until all those dodgeballers got to View Bar. It was there that they began to "fierce it out" they say, and we don't even know where to start on that trying to recap that, but give us time...

I Ain't One To Gossip... 10-26

Could it be a certain newbie with a very distinctive tattoo opted to stay out of the B.A.D incest pool on Monday night, but instead went home with one of the G Lounge half-naked bartenders? We heard this newbie is a real tiger in the sack...

From Our Hag To Yours: Tip #3

This Week's Edition: How to get a great hag, and how to keep her!

Tip #3) Test her out

Invite her to a party that is primarily gay men, no less than 75%. Then release her into the wild. See how many boys flock to her. See how many men are giving her their number before giving it to you. PLEASE make sure she can handle her liquor. You want someone who is comfortable in these extreme settings, so you know she will cool with the run of the mill Thursday night Beer Blast at Therapy. If she fails, release her back into throngs of gay men and let her find another guy because for every hag there is a gay man who will love her unconditionally flaws and all.

Surviving

We are so happy our friend Charlie is still surviving the African jungle that is Gabon on this season's Survivor. He has watched the show every season, so he knows in order to stay in the game you need to form an alliance with some of the other players and he has wisely joined forces with another fellow hottie, Marcus.

Marcus is a straight doctor from Jacksonville, FL (who unintentionally had a little wardrobe malfunction of his own during the premiere that sent the gays in a tizzy) and we think this is one of the cutest bromances we have seen in a while. We know Charlie was probably getting a little lonely in Africa, we are so happy he has someone like Marcus to keep him company.

We think Charlie actually inspired us to diet. With those 6 pack abs he is sporting maybe we should just stick to cooking our own rice and catching fish in dirty ponds in order to get ready for Fire Island next year? Whatever it is, it's working for him!

Styling and Profiling: Niki K.

We love ourselves some Niki, and she totally rules the real B.A.D. Girls club, so if you are in her with her, you are golden. We also love that she will give you Sarah Palin better than Tina Fey ever thought she could, and you know we love a good maverick.

She is super hump-tastic and not afraid to do it anywhere and everywhere. It's how you know she loves you and can be highly enjoyable.
We have to give her props. She played the first season of B.A.D. and kicked some serious tail. Then she just stuck to reffing the second season which was so bizarre to us. She was a tough but fair ref, so when we found out she was going to play this season, we were quite thrilled. She's one of the pink ladies of G Lounge team.

Did we mention this girl is a master of karaoke? We hear can do "Faith" by George Michael some serious justice. We think the way she is serenading Poppi so sweet we haven't been that touched since we saw "The Notebook".

Lastly, we serious love Niki because she is a super friend. Hell we even hiked it out to Queens to rock the mic once. You know we never like to leave our bourough, but sometimes certain people are worth breaking the rules for.

Makeups and Breakups

It just warms our heart to see people finding love but not everyone was so lucky....
Looks like James the Gym teacher is back on the market. Anyone up for a good old fashioned game of capture the fag?

From Our Hag To Yours: Tip #2

This Week's Edition: How to get a great hag, and how to keep her!

Tip #2) Get group approval

Run said female by your main gays. It won't take but five minutes before they bitch about her behind her back or try to steal her from you.

You want a girl who everybody loves, otherwise, it will get awkward fast if you have to babysit her while out at B Bar.

Outgoing, confident, and not afraid to discuss blow jobs in graphic detail seem to be a prerequisite. This is not a role for shy or timid or the ugly for that matter.

Make sure she attracts cute guys rather than repel them. Remember only ugly people hang out with ugly people. Everyone can be beautiful on the inside, but being beautiful on the outside is what counts.

Prom Queen(s)

While we were totally rooting for our favorite BAD vet, Scott R., last night at Splash for the title of Mr. HX, he lost sadly. Not so sad is who he lost to...Doug Repetti.

Doug is single, a fox, and apparently worthy for the title of Mr. HX. We heart him and love anyone who made it out of Delaware and can live to tell it. Congrats, and we hope you never do anything inappropriate to lose your title. Oh who are we kidding, use and abuse it!!

Doug Repetti
Age: 28

Hometown: Newark, DE

Best Quality: “It’s a tie between my wits and my tits.”
Seen: Saint At Large Man, bartender at Splash & therapy

I Ain't One To Gossip... 10-23

Which veteran and hungarian newbie were caught canoodling at G Lounge on Monday? We know they both have had their fair share of dodgeballers in the past, we guess it was only a matter of time before they found each other and their hands began to wander...

Wet and Wild

So at Bryan and Jeff would not stop talking our ear off about this party at G Lounge. We heard it's the best party in NYC. We heard it stays true to what NYC used to be like...wet, wild, and crazy. Between the boys in speedos (dress code is strict and bathing suits are enforced), the sauna, steam rooms, jacuzzi filled with the boys in speedos, jr. olympic pool (with play list by Sherry Vine), and 5 hour open bar, we don't know anything more perfect for broke and horny people like us to do this Friday.

Below are details:

BANA POOL PARTY
Friday Oct. 24th @ 88 Gold st at Fulton Street.
Party goes from midnight to 5am.

Tickets are $40 online

Joey Arias and Angelique Ali live at 2am... plus 300 hot guys in speedos!

Get tickets here!

From Our Hag to Yours: Tip #1

This Week's Edition: How to get a great hag, and how to keep her!

I'll be chiming in from time to time as your insight into the world of queer living in NYC, as seen through the eyes of your favorite fruit fly. Now, I know all you boys love the company of men...as friends, as lovers, as tricks, but every guy needs a little estrogen in his life (and I don't mean going to see Peppermint at Barracuda). Hopefully by now, you all have established your best girl, your main hag, but if you haven't or are looking to upgrade, here is tip 1:

1) Play the field: Every girl is charmed by a man who showers her with compliments, loves boozy Sunday brunches, and enjoys a 45 minute phone conversation rehashing the subtleties of Top Model. But not all girls are committed to the idea of true gay male best friend. They view it more like an accessory that every single girl in NYC needs. That was probably how I started off with my first gay BFF, but I quickly learned that it takes more than a shared love of Kelly Clarkson and Rock of Love to keep these friendships alive. Make sure the female in question is interested in more than your stunning fashion sense, and you have hit the ground running.

Hardy-On

We were reading HX Magazine this weekend, looking to see ourselves in the back "Seen" section, and saw an interview with the delicious Tom Hardy from Guy Ritchie's new film "RocknRolla". Apparently he plays gay in the film and gets it on with Gerry Butler (so not fair), but we couldn't help but ponder seeing that pretty face somewhere.

Then we realized he is totally a bizarro for one of our favorite newbies this season, Scott! Gosh, we may even think Scott could be cuter if he said things with a British accent like Tom. Nonetheless we are going to check out the film, and keep checking out Scott's ass at dodgeball.

"Guy Ritchie’s Brit thug comedies have always been blatantly homoerotic, but there’s never been an actual homo in the cockney machismo bad boys’ club. That’s about to change with Tom Hardy’s Handsome Bob in RocknRolla..." Click here to see complete article.

G Spotted

While the games winded down, the drinks began to flow at the post-play spot G Lounge. Immediately we saw Brian and Jeff taking it down on the dancefloor while Dominic was grinding the lovely ladies of dodgeball. He was trying to show them the dirty dirty, but it was just plain dirty.We would like to thank Poppi for trying to get us drunk, and then calling us out on it. It's almost as if you set us up!

Hank is back this season and on the Stonewall Riots, after a little "R+R" they say, but we were more shocked to see he had a bizarro who kept grinding on everyone. Perhaps Hank 2.0 is a little bit sluttier than Hank 1.0? Ain't nothing like the real thing.

We also saw Edwin having his fare share of boys coming up to comment on his new pink attire, we thought for sure he wouldn't be going home alone when alas we saw him grab his coat and beeline for the door. Was there an after-after party we weren't aware of? You know you can always trust us to keep the party going. xoxo

Things We Are Loving!

We are totally into Logo's team flair: Orange Socks. 

We don't know if it's because of fall, or the fact that we just watched "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" but we think they rock it. 

Which totally reminds us that Halloween is right around the corner and we don't have a costume. you think the Rachel Zoe costume is already sold out? Gotta love a reason to wear those big bug eyed glasses and tell people they look bananas. 

BREAKING NEWS: "Bear" With Us

We got it on good authority that one KnuckleCrack has a thing for 7-days a Week(s). Sources also told us it's moving from steamy to hot ‘n heavy. Admittedly, we were late in breaking the unBEARable story, but now we're on it -- we even caught the undercover lovers flirting on Facebook today. Your secret is out, boys. Now how about a little PDA?
xoxo