All We Want For Christmas

We couldn't have said it better lady. Once again we are off to Aspen to ski our holiday woes away. We hope you drink way too much this holiday season, and make lots of new year resolutions you will never keep. xoxo

And The Winners Are (Fourth Annual GG's)

So what maybe we didn't win an award at the End of the Season bash, we decided it was best to create our own so here are the 4th Annual results for the The GG's! We asked for you to vote for your favorites, and a lot of you told us who was the hottest and best in BAD! So without further ado, the winners:

Hottest Newbie: Mark "Butter Me Up" L-Streth

Listen, we all know he hides behind a backwards cap, but honestly, where in god's green earth did you come from Mark? We are soooo happy you look just as good out of your shirt as you do in it.

Vet Who Still Makes Your Heart Flutter: Mezzano

He still looks as damn good as the first day he walked into the Tony Dapolio Center and got all the dodgeball boys panties in a bunch. Now we just have to do something about that pesky boyfriend.

Lady You Would Most Like To Make Your Lady: Mandy and Esther (tie)

Now now ladies, there is more than enough love from all the boys to go around, so please share.

Most Agro On The Court: Dom

We never like to be receiving end of one of Dom's throws, but when we are we just run for cover. Please stop making Dom mad so he stops throwing so hard.

Dodgeballer You Like To Get Drunk With: Chance and Wind (tie)

You queens practically named every dodgeballer in the league for this category. These two can sure hold their liquor, and we are sure they close down the bars on most Mondays too. Our kinda guys.

Makeout Bandit: Kevin M

They don't call him Kiss Me Kev for nothing! Perhaps you have been on the receiving end of one of the many kisses he's given, and if so can we ask if he's a good kisser? Inquiring minds wanna know!

Cutest Couple: Jerry and Matt

Does it get any better than these two boys? We just wet our seat a bit when we saw this picture, but if they are taking applications for a third, step in line bitches.

Favorite Team: Henrietta Hudsons

Who doesn't root for the underdogs? They had a lot of heart and it showed!

Team That Drives You Nuts: Bonobos

You queens really weren't fans of this team, but we didn't think they were so bad. Well except that they bitched about every call...but then again what team doesn't?!?

Most Likely To Sleep With After Seeing Them Play: Symmes

This bitch is fierce on the court.

But see he looks so innocent and cute off of it. We like this version of him sooo much better.

Best Moment Of The Season: Halloween Party

Yup, it was fun, drunk, and well this picture pretty much sums up how hot everyone's halloween costumes were.

That ladies and gentlemen concludes our winners. So did the public get it right? Did your favorites win, or do you demand a recount? Sound off and let us know what YOU think. xoxo.

Another Season Climaxes

Hey we know how you feel Lukus, we are sad the dodgeball season is over too! But hey wipe those tears away, because before you know it spring will be here and there will be more dodgeball to come. So cheer up buddy! Penelope still won first place this season! Although we have to hand it to Stonewall in the tournament last night. I don't think anyone, especially us, saw that shocker coming. They really amped it up last night and beat some really great teams (cough cough Cubbyhole cough cough) to make it to the finals. A rousing and aggressive night all around. We still would have loved to see Vinny from UC Lounge finish out his last game against Penelope to win the match (can you say one man wrecking crew), but you can't win them all can you? xoxo

4th Annual GG's

BAD! may be having their end of the season awards party next Thursday at Splash at 7pm, but we at gossipgays have our own awards to tend to, The GG's. With the overwhelming response over the seasons, we have decided to have continue the tradition. You know the drill, YOU vote on the winners, and WE post the results. So take a second and comment on your favorites, while we reflect on all of the drunken times we have shared together but probably forgot the morning after. xoxo

Hottest Newbie?

Vet who still makes your heart flutter?

Lady you would most like to make your lady?

Most agro on the court?

Dodgeballer You Like To Get Drunk With?

Makeout Bandit?

Cutest Couple?

Favorite team?

Team that drives you nuts?

Most Likely to Sleep With After Seeing Them Play?

Most Memorable Moment Of The Season?

Predictions Aplenty

When all is said and done, it really comes down to how teams play on Monday. Early on in the league the underdogs have always seemed to come from behind to win the tournament, much to some better teams dismay. Although in the last couple of seasons, the obvious team has come into the tournament in the top 3 and slayed all of the teams in their path. So how will Monday play out in our opinion? Check out our predictions and let us know if you want to start betting on Cubbyhole now. xoxo

The 10 Faces of Dodgeball

This picture actually couldn't reflect some of the emotions we have often felt or displayed in the Tony Dapolito gym this season. It's been one wild ride for sure, but let's figure out what people are feeling while on the sidelines.

1 - Dissapointment

2 - Joy

3 - Crazy

4 - Lackluster

5 - Horror

6 - Excitement

7 - Blitzed

8 - Cruising

9 - Confusion

10 - Not Giving A Fuck

 Did we capture all of the emotions that run through a night of dodgeball, or did we miss your favorite? Chime in and let us know if you feel the same way, or if we missed a particular one (and yes horny is an emotion we all feel every Monday). xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Foreign Relations

Which cunning vet, who's team is anything but steel, was flirting up a storm with a really cute foreign bloke at Therapy? After some intense tongue action at the table, some would call it canoodling but others would call it time to rent a room, they left like two shadows in the night. Guess this good boy isn't so good. Or is it a good girl gone bad? xoxo

Have They All Been Hung?

Tis the holiday season. xoxo

How It All Went Down

What a fight to the finish it was! Penelope snuck right past Gym Bar to snatch the first place prize from them and took back the bragging rights from Eagle for being the biggest and baddest team to beat this Fall in the league. Eduardo's team Cubbyhole took a well deserved second place after practically tasting the victory of first place for several weeks, but it all came down to games and the fact that each and every one count. Rock Bar settled for third after climbing the charts, while poor Gym Bar fell from grace and landed with a thud in fourth. Boxers rounded out the top 5 teams and it looks like the tournament is just around the corner. Henrietta Hudson's could never come out of last place this season, and we know that every season has that one team that can never catch a break. So the real question is do you feel the rankings are right? Was this season more fair than previous seasons? Were the teams fairly matched? Weigh in on the season and let us know what YOU thought of the shenanigans and how everything went down. xoxo

GossipGays Revealed

Well doggone it, it looks like someone finally figured out the eternal question that has graced dodgeballer's lips almost every season: Just who is gossipgays? It looks like the paparazzi have finally caught us in the midst of a breaking story, but have no fears. This site can't function by only just one person. What is the old saying: It takes a village to raise a child. Well what about an update to that? It takes a league of dodgeballers to write a blog. It's because of all of your tips, pictures, and scandalous stories, you have helped make great fodder at the after parties from season to season. You have also made knowing the hot newbies so much easier, and for that we thank you! You didn't really think we could do it alone...did you? xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Minty Fresh

Well it seems like two unlikely dodgeballers may have gotten quite hot and heavy at Barracuda the other night. This big personality in the league, who has made his presence known at most afterparties, and this usually quiet vet were quite friendly at Peppermint's show the other night. After playing musical chairs to sit next to each other, they snuck out for about 15 minutes together before leaving one after the other. Let's just hope there wasn't big trouble in little China. xoxo

Who You Be: Please Be Mine(r)

   Hey we are so glad you got saved from that nasty mine, you clean up pretty well, but we haven't seen you around these parts ever. I guess it's good that you came all the way from Chile for the Halloween party, and it's great to be sandwiched between two of the hottest dodgeballers, but we may have missed your name in the process. So our question is who YOU be? Wait let us speak your native tongue: Que Usted Se? xoxo

Whip Me Baby, One More Time

Why you little devil!?! C'mon you know you both like it. In other news, we think we found Waldo. xoxo

Best Dressed and Underdressed

Last night's 2nd Annual Masquerade Ball was quite the scene filled with superheroes, leather, half naked men, and lots of drunken antics. Guess it's just another night at the Eagle! Those dodgeballers came out costumed and ready to drink, and they did both pretty well. We here at gg think we need to give props when props are deserved. First off is Wind's mildly humorous take on last season's end of the season party debacle. You see we won't name names, but someone took it upon themself to stand up and fight for dodgeballers rights everywhere. Unfortunately the idea didn't really fly with some dodgeballers so leave it to Wind to rehash last season's drama. While some thought it was funny, others were none too amused. Especially those parties involved.

Eeeek. Who would have thought one shirt with so many signatures could cause so many hurt feelings?? We are always here to pick anyone up...especially if it's the end of the night and we have been drinking for a while.

Mandy rocked the house with her take on the current epidemic in NYC...bed bugs! So leave it her to make light of the situation and win a free season of bowling while at it. Our favorite part of the photo isn't actually Mandy, but everyone around her giving her stankface. Well at least she's current!

Our favorite couple costume of the night were these Rocky Horror enthusiasts. We didn't think Rocky could get any hotter than that guy on Glee...

...but we think we could be wrong. We were left speechless by these two, and for us that is hard!

Runner up for Best Couples Costume was JP and his scrumptious boy toy. Kudos for doing a leather harness two years in row.

Yummy on both accounts.

We love that Scotty and his boys got creative, had some arts and crafts time, and made masks of their names. Sometimes it gets so dark in the Eagle, we need masks like these to let us know where the hotties are.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and for heaven's sake hide your bulge.

Our favorite costume of the night had to be the ode to our favorite ladies softball team The Rockford Peaches from A League of their Own. 

"The time has come for one and all to play some ball! We're all for one and one for all". Brilliant on so many levels, but to get the outfit down to a tee like that takes some hard work. It also helps to be surrounded by some hot guys in barely there costumes. 

Sorry, we just couldn't resist. One photo just wasn't enough. Thrill us, chill us, fulfill us creature of the night...any time you want. xoxo

Dim Sum, Lose Sum

And the award for giving best face last night goes to: The lovely and effervescent Ms. Thai. She gave you good face, a nice little walk waddle, and bitch never broke character. Domo arigato Miss Roboto indeed. xoxo