Who's Your Daddy??

When Leven isn't blogging on his website Knucklecrack, he's always fighting for everyone's rights, and lesbians are no exception. He, and several of the ladies of the league, participated in the Dyke March on Saturday and we were surprised to see he was featured on Manhunt. Well not the Manhunt we usually troll late at night, but MANHUNT Daily profiled the hottness we have talking about for seasons! Woof indeed. xoxo

Spotted: On FIAH

We knew we spotted someone on The Gothamist when we saw their pictures from Pride. While they missed their opportunity to put good ol' Nick the Fireman on their page, we got a healthy dose of Steve the Fireman in his place. xoxo

It was a beautiful day for a parade, and participants and spectators of the Gay Pride March made the most of it. Hundreds of thousands of people lined the streets to see the colorful procession of marchers, floats, musicians, and performers. One spectator told NY1, "I'm hoping that in my time, I get to see them legalize gay marriage." Click here for the rest of the story.

Spotted: At the Pride Parade

The boys and girls of dodgeball getting their march on. We love the pink car, is that the new official mascot? xoxo

Spotted: Pride Week Edition

Which two dodgeballers got down and, ahem, dirty at the Pride Party at XES on Tuesday? Let's hope some people doesn't mess with Texas. xoxo

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We always knew he was a catch, but we never knew anyone wanted to catch Monica's balls. xoxo

XES-sive

Back to the scene of the crime, are you dodgeballers? Well we can safely say you had a blast time last time you guys visited XES, and we are sure it's been a while since you have gone and gotten smashed together (coupled with the fact it's Pride Week ). This can only spell disaster.

Nonetheless there are drinks specials, there will be some bbq, and we can only imagine dancing will be had. So saddle and get ready to call out sick on Wednesday. Don't forget our motto is "the gays have stopped dancing, and we are going to fix all that" and we weren't kidding. xoxo

Details for the Danceoffs:
Tuesday, June 23, 2009 at 7:00pm
XES
157 West 24th Street (between 7th and 8th)

Open Play 6-15

Looks like those dodgeballers couldn't keep away from the Tony Dapolito Center for too long. They will be slinging balls at the gym, and most likely slinging back beers afterwards. xoxo




Upcoming Open Plays - Monday, June 15
Time:6:30pm
Who: Everyone's invited! You can bring all the tricks, er friends, you want.
Where: Tony Dapolito Recreation Center
Cost: $5

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Why does this make us nervous? xoxo

Bingo Was It's Name-O

So remember when we suggested you venture outside the dodgeball league to find your summer fling? Well look no further as the Gay Football League is taking over Pieces tonight around 7:30pm, and they are playing Porno Bingo for big prizes. Not exactly your gradmother's version, we know, but we heard Cutrone was going to be there in a jockstrap and that was enough to get our Bingo markers out. xoxo

Come and help us raise money to go to Chicago for the Second Annual Pride Bowl at the end of June. We are having a night of PORNO BINGO and it will be one to remember!!

These are just SOME of the prizes we have waiting to give away--

*A one night stay at the W Times Square
*2 Tickets to "Altar Boyz"
*2 Tickets to "My First Time"
*2 Tickets to "Awesome 80's Prom"
*2 Tickets to advanced screenings of "Harry Potter", "My Sister's Keeper" AND "The Orphan"
*Underwear from C-In2
*$100 dollar gift card for MikeP Color
*T-Shirts from Bulldozer Designs
*Autographed photo of Adele!
*Mets and Yankees baseball bats
*Undergear gift cards
*CoverGirl and MaxFactor products

This is going to be a fun night and it starts early enough that you don't have to be out too late! Get there around 7:30 to get a good spot and the BINGO starts around 8!! Come have fun!

Rules To Live By #6

Continuing our part to tell you how to seemingly stay under the radar this summer, (while continuing to get lucky) we keep cranking out the tips about etiquette and sensibility in this cruel cruel but very hot town:

6.) Strike while the bed is hot. Some of these players are in high demand. If you’re both having repeated (and sober) sexual encounters (reach arounds DO NOT count), ride out your summer fling. Who knows, you could be dodgeball’s next top power couple. On a side note, ladies, learn from the boys as they did you. You taught them how to start a bar fight, learn that there is no crying over fuck buddies come and gone. There are more than plenty of fish in this BAD! sea. xoxo

Smells Like Team Spirit

We know that we totally thought WOOF! was the hottest team in the league last year, but we are curious what YOU thought of each of the teams. While we totally would bang several people on every team, we wondered if there was a team more bangalicious than WOOF! or if they are the cat's meow. xoxo

Rules To Live By #5

Continuing our part to tell you how to seemingly stay under the radar this summer, (while continuing to get lucky) we keep cranking out the tips about etiquette and sensibility in this cruel cruel but very hot town:

5.) Bros before hoes/chicks before tricks. Although this group is a right attractive one, remember the tangled web of friendship and former flings that exists beyond the Tony Dapolito Center and into your bedroom. Don’t be like a certain European in the league who likes to warm the beds of a particular group of tight knit vets as often as he can. It’s wise to expand your conquests beyond dodgeball and have we mentioned there are other gay sports leagues in the city like Volleyball (mostly asians), Rugby (mostly testerone), Water Polo (most amphibians), Basketball (mostly tall), and Cheerleading (mostly bottoms)? There is always Fire Island to begin your search for some summer love, and by the looks of it some frisky vets have already staked their claims (Tony the Tiger we are looking at you!) At the end of the day, if you threw a party and invited everyone you knew you would see the biggest gift would be from us, and the card attached would say, "Thank you for being a friend". xoxo

Rules To Live By #4

Continuing our part to tell you how to seemingly stay under the radar this summer, (while continuing to get lucky) we keep cranking out the tips about etiquette and sensibility in this cruel cruel but very hot town:

4.) Don’t be crazy (by crazy we don't mean Janice Dickinson crazy, we mean Britney batshit gonna shave your head and date the paparazzi crazy). Please refrain from telling your sex partner how “long you've wanted it'’, texting all day, obsessing over every update to their facebook page, telling people you got married in Maine already (oh wait, was that just us?). There's a fine line between flattery and starring in Swimfan (you hear that Wanting in West Village?). Not all dodgeball matches are won because of skill - sometimes the clock runs out, and judging by most of your behavior at night, it seems as time runs out, the nearest warm body wins. So do yourself a favor and play hard to get, because the harder you play, the more people want to win the prize. xoxo

Rules To Live By #3

Continuing our part to tell you how to seemingly stay under the radar this summer, (while continuing to get lucky) we keep cranking out the tips about etiquette and sensibility in this cruel cruel but very hot town:

3.) Boyfriends. A lot of people have them, but looks may be deceiving. While most relationships are monogamous, sometimes an extra special guest star may make an appearance in the bedroom on occassion, or if you are very lucky when the couple has a couple of drinks in them. Just don't wear out your welcome, because if you don't watch out jealousy and tears may ensue from either party. One charming baller 'bear'ly kept his dignity while nearly breaking up one of BAD's favorite couples after a heavy night of drinking, luckily he passed out before hooking up too much with just one of them. It’s best to follow the example of the most valuable dodgeballer next door who repeatedly brought a model dodgeballer downtown to his muscular boyfriend. Sharing is caring. xoxo

Rules To Live By #2

Continuing our part to tell you how to seemingly stay under the radar this summer, (while continuing to get lucky) we keep cranking out the tips about etiquette and sensibility in this cruel cruel but very hot town:

2.] Fashion Emergencies. Something very familiar to those who dwell beyond the bridges and tunnels is angling to find someone of your build who lives near the office to make your hard crash to reality easier.

If you host a trick, then hosts are responsible to abide by the Cinderella Rule and return items left behind that are part of a pair (shoes, earrings, contacts, etc.) or valued over $20. Guest should return any borrowed items washed/working condition. Manhattanites better watch themselves with those dirty hipster Brooklyn boys, the ones from upstate, those rough and tough Staten Island studs, and certain professors from a different state. xoxo