Open Play Mayhem

So last night's open play at Big Apple Dodgeball brought out about 70 people, which is more than last week's and well beyond what anyone expected. We saw several newbies, who were hot and good at flip-cup already, and we hear a bunch of them play in the football league! Hot!

What was not hot was all of the balls which hit people in the head. There were several veterans (Thom, Chris, and hell even Monica who was reffing at the time got clocked in the head, and boy was she heated) and some newbies who got it bad. Thankfully no one was seriously injured, and there was even time for a battle royale that played out like an episode of "The View". It was like every gay for themselves.

BAD went to Stonewall after the game and drank our fair share and played a rousing game of flip-cup. BAD was originally supposed to go to Henrietta Hudson's, but due to a private party, the party was moved. Although some people still ended up at HH's and said they had a blast singing karaoke and living it up with the ladies.

All in all it was a success and the last of the open plays is set for next Thursday August 21st. Hopefully next week if balls are flying at boys faces, it feels good instead of stinging.

I Ain't One To Gossip

Which contestant on Project Runway this season, who famously refers to himself in the third person every chance he can on camera, should really take down his nude pictures on the website Adam4Adam? His screenname, which I would assume describes his, um, sexual preferences is probably a little bit much as well. Let's just hope his large appendange doesn't get threaded in any of the sewing machines, otherwise Tim Gunn would be pissed.

Playing in the Open

So B.A.D had a little bit of trouble with their hasty gym last Wednesday for open play. So instead of a fight, they took their message to the streets, literally. B.A.D rocked it out on the basketball court of the Houston street playground, in front of many street watchers who were fascinated by the short shorts and dodging techniques of the returning and new players of the league.

While we may have clashed on the court, we definately made up afterwards at Stonewall Inn upstairs Bar. There was flip cup to be had, and rivalries to be started before the next season kicks off in September.

There is a great mix of returning members and the newbies ready to rock it out.

Some of the hot new newbies came and ruled at flip-cup. Some of the even had a sprained finger and were able to hold their own!

Two of the new referees this season. Monica and Jason will call your ass out.

We had two flip-cup tables going at the same time, with competing teams going head to head. B.A.D. takes this game very serious!

B.A.D.'s hot registration team. If these people can't get you to join, I don't know what will.

A newbie obviously eyeing at the man candy on display. Hey white shirt, I have seen that look before, it was right before there was a split screen on "The View" and Rosie and Elisabeth went at it.

A lovely returning and new player discuss the aches and pains of playing.

Sometimes those crazy kids have the most inventive ways to head up the flip-cup table, which in way make them look gay at all. Now if you don't mind, we'd like to get back to doing the hokey-pokey.

B.A.D.'s faithful commissioner Paul sporting a new and fantastic hair do that almost left his unrecognizable when he showed up. Is that Jen giving smiling with her eyes? Tyra would be so proud.

We leave you on Mike, who is always obeying the law of Tyra, and posing couture as if he were in the Louvre, with an expensive train dress, Nigel Barker shooting him, and that bitch Jaslene was breathing down his throat for the title of "America's Next Top Model". We love the couture look, but next time we want to see something a little bit more commercial.

I don't know if was the suck and blow jello shooters, or the crazy shots, but we had ourselves a damn good time at Stonewall. We can't wait to see what happens at the next open dodgeball play on Tues August 12th!

Crushing

We are sad to see the bodybuilder eye candy, Jesse, leave the Big Brother house this week, but we have some parting shots that were taken before he went on the show, and well, when he can't talk, and just looks pretty, we can actually stand him!

I wonder if he didn't think these photos would come out after his 15 minutes of reality fame came about. 

If you want to see Jesse in action, click below:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LjJhwq1yzy&feature=related

Spotted

Guess which America's Next Top Model winner was spotted at Mr. Black on Saturday night?

Jaslene, the Cha Cha Diva winner of Cycle 8 of the hit show, with her main gays dancing it up. And yes, she does "Walk like this every day, all day".

She actually tried out the Cycle 7 and didn't make it. She came back the next cycle and won the whole she-bang. See her come this close to making it :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5q-9HTAEdQ

B.A.D. is BACK

Open Play Dates Announced!!

We're back,We're B.A.D.,And we're gearing up for the Fall season!

It's time to sharpen those dodgeball skills and get revved for September. Mark your calendar with these dates and times for some open play with Flip Cup fun to follow:

Wednesday, August 6 [post play at Stonewall - 53 Christopher St., at 7th Ave.]
Tuesday, August 12 [post play at Henrietta Hudson - 438 Hudson at Morton]

Thursday, August 21 [post play location is TBD, but stay tuned!]

Open Play time: 7pm sharpCost: $10/personLocation: Tony Dapolito Recreation Center (3 Clarkson Street & 7th Ave South)

Post-play Flip Cup Fun time: 8-10pm See above for locations.

We'll also be doing registration during this time. So, if you're a returning or new player, come out to guarantee your spot for the Fall season and bring a friend... or five.

Spotted

Guess which one of these "real" housewives of NYC was wasted at the Empire Hotel rooftop bar, dressed to the nines (including a heavy makeup job that looked like 7 layer bean dip). I think she rubbing up on us, or just trying to take up as much of the bar as possible. Ahhh, those damned housewives and their sense of entitlement.

Not to get all Linda Richman, but ponder this. The "housewives" neither live in a house, and not all of them are married, at least happily. So should Bravo re-name the show "Real Cougars of NYC"? Discuss.

Spotted

Where: Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 Premiere after party around 11pm

Who: Momager Dina and Starlet to be Ali screaming at a Warner Bros employee about the "Reserved" section. They were swiftly kicked out of the party and escorted out of the premises. Dina's breath smelt of Long Island Iced Teas (sticking to the hometown brew eh), Ali furiously calling her "publicist" complaining about being treated unfairly, and Noble Security shaking their heads at the two. Downstairs, as if it weren't enough that Dina was wasted, she walked into a wall screaming that we would never work in this town again! Imagine that.

As fate would happen, this wasn't the only Lohan spotting!

Where: The Cock on 2nd and 2nd at around 3 am

Who: Lindsay and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson, kicking back mixed drinks dancing to the glorious tunes of Mr. Josh Sparber, requesting Kylie, and chatting up the woman at the door. We almost thought Joey the Go-Go boy was going to lose his shit, we mean he had already lost his pants, not that we minded. She was, of course, in leggings and making out with Sam in between chatting up the speechless gays who couldn't believe she was there.

Just another typical night with the Lohan's.

You know you love us.

xxx,

GossipGays

Spotted

These two hunky tv stars and roommates continuously keep denying the rampant rumors of a relationship brewing between them, yet they keep doing the gayest things like going to a George Michael concert together.
Tsk, Tsk, but we aren't ones to gossip.

If You Cup It, We'll Flip It

So last night was probably the craziest , wildest, and most fun tournament of Flip Cup that the crazy Big Apple Apple Dodgeball league has hosted. Disguised as a "social event", it was just a chance for those hot dodgeballers to find an excuse to see each other, drink their faces off, make out, and try to get some new members to join. All in all, a rowdy and randy time. Good thing there are pictures to document the night, because lord knows we woke up with a hangover the size of Gym Bar, and were dying to know what embarrassing things we got ourselves into and how we could do that again!

It was hosted at the Stonewall Inn, at the heart of the West Village, and boy did they not realize what they were getting into. Brian looks so cute in that light, perhaps he should go work in the Red Light District? Imagine getting paid for what he loves!

Monica and Vanessa getting ready to lead the charge with a chest bump and hip thrust before taking it down the hatch. Eric L. is playing role of scorekeeper, and let me tell you, he made the cutest scorekeeper ever.

Paul W. and Brian leading their teams to victories, and look at the excitement on their team's faces!

The night tried to start innocently enough with everyone bringing their A-Game to the table. We kinda love the come hither look Eric L!

What is a dodgeball get together if there isn't some sort of team chant/cheer? "Fierce it out, Fierce, Fierce it out" was fresh in our minds, but "Four on the Floor"was the chant for Team 4. I believe RJ said to Monica at one point, "Wow you aren't competitive are you or anything?" Honey we all are.

The ladies of BAD representing and seriously conquering at the head of the table.

And look they brought their friends! Don't be scared ladies!

Best use of a Deep V-Neck T-shirt goes to..... Brian! Yum.

Of course there was the occasional trash talking, I mean would you expect anything else?

It was only a matter of time before it came down to Paul the Commissioner leading the brigade to start stripping. It always begins with the shirts doesn't it? If you look closely, you can see the new tattoo that Russell got, and he would find any excuse to take off his shirt and show it to you, not that we are complaining!

Our dodgeball crushes: Paul W. and Shane B. We predicted one would look smoking hot in his t-shirt and boy he looks even better without it. Meanwhile the other was most likely to be the hottest mess and he did not disappoint!

An aerial view of the hot-tastic shirtless crowd.

Are they celebrating or rioting? With these guys you never know!

Thom and Brian getting frisky while dancing to our summer jam from the Pussycat Dolls "When I Grow Up". Somewhere in the background you could practically see Ben S. dancing on a table.

Victory never smelled so sweet, or drunk.

And lastly Eric L. in his shirtless, sweaty, and dancing glory! Everyone went their own seperate ways to G, Pieces for beer pong, or to the Eagle for some after hours fun.

 A special thanks goes out to Paul, the Fun committee, and Brian & Jessica's fantastic photo skills.

You know you love me.

xxx,

Gossip Gays

This Just In...

Which male and female BADass combo was seen at the helm of the Flip Cup table swapping spit in a lustful embrace. Seems as though this is more than just a friendly game.

Swapping teams anyone?

It's a Social!

It's been way too long since we've thrown balls at each others' faces (dodgeballs, anyway), so the Fun Committee (it exists!) has organized a FlipCup Throw Down. Be there or else you'll be the first person everyone throws at next season. Here are the details:

What: Flip-Cup Tournament

When: Thursday, July 17 from 7-10pm

Where: Stonewall (upstairs) 53 Christopher Street @ 7th Ave

Who: All ya'll! Bring your friends, lovers, part-timer lovers, mothers...

Why: Because we need to start (FlipCup) training for the Fall season.

Predictions for the night:

Most Likely to Show off Body Art: Mark W.

Most Likely to Try to Get Us to Go to View Bar after: Stephen O.

Most Likely to Have a Chant for their Team: Eric L.

Most likely to outdrink Sergio: Vanessa V.

Most Likely to Get Frisky: Mike G.

Most Likely to End Up Shirtless at Some Point: Thom A.

Most Likely to Roll Their Eyes at Their Shirtless Boyfriend: RJ

Most Likely to Not Sport an Arm Cast: Vat T.

Most Likely to Field Complaints about Upcoming Season: Paul B.

Most Likely to Peer Pressure People into Drinking More: Bryan M.

Most Likely to Sport Chest Hair: Ben S.

Most Likely to Win at Any Cost: Craig B.

Most Likely to Look Smoking Hot in a T-Shirt: Paul W.

Most Likely to have Glazed Over Eyes: Dominic B.

Most Likely Not to Wear Underwear: Ken O.

Most Likely to get Drunk on H2O: Chris M.

Most likely to Leave with Digits: Stephen M.

Most Likely to be the Hottest Mess: Shane B.

Most likely to Give out his Number, Address, Social Security Card, and Bank Account info: Koray

I Ain't One To Gossip

Guess which reality "star" and clothing designer, made a fashion boo-boo at a recent premiere? Perhaps she should pay more attention to her spaghetti strapped dresses and back acne, than her "fueds" with her co-stars.

Spotted

Chace Crawford & Ed Westwick of Gossip Girl at the DARK KNIGHT premiere Monday night. Sadly they wouldn't take pictures together.

Why so serious, boys?

Homo On The Range

We have started watching Big Brother last night, and with every new season comes the question, which one is the gay guy they will inevitably be kicked off soon? The gays never make it to the end, but this one in particular we hope doesn't suffer the same fate as the gays before him!

Age: 35

Hometown: Dallas, TX via Opelousas, LA

Occupation: Rodeo Competitor

Marital Status: Single

That's right he is a Gay COWBOY. He is like the modern day Ennis from "Brokeback Mountain". We have pulled the following from his biography.

Steven is a geographic consultant by day and a rodeo cowboy by night. He is a champion bull rider in the gay rodeo circuit. (They have a gay rodeo circuit in Texas?!)

He attended the Sam Houston State University in Huntsville, TX as well as the University of North Texas in Denton. He earned a Bachelor's Degree in General Agriculture/Marketing and lists graduating from college as his proudest accomplishment. (So he's educated, but is wasting his degree).

He describes his perfect romantic partner as strong and masculine, financially secure and smart. (Aren't we all looking for that?!?)

Some of his favorite activities include being outside with his dog, Payton, a one-eyed miniature Daschund (Say What?!).

He also loves watching television and working out. His favorite television shows are "Heroes," "Project Runway" and "Nip/Tuck." (As Christian would say Fierce!)

He sees himself as being extremely good at reading people and then manipulating them into doing what he wants them to do. He feels he is unique and random and claims that everyone who meets him likes him. (So we are sold!)

I think it's reality show love at first sight.